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Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you agree with Roseanne Barr's feeling that Hollywood should work with President Trump to survive?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN

No go.

—

Next, they tried...

How powerful is LinkedIn for job ads?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Is a light therapy mask a good investment?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Sci-fi action-RPG Hell is Us gets PC demo out today on Steam - Eurogamer

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

No, not a chance

Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some good books on AI ethics?

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