What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?